The best (and weirdest) of Craigslist's missed connections (2024)

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A gorgeous still image from "Condoms & Bread."Credit: Craigslist

Craigslist's missed connections section is perhaps the premier destination for weird shit online. The bizarre, the fart-related, the genuinely touching -- you never know quite what you'll read on there, and that's what makes it such a delight.

In March, MC devotees feared the page would be lost forever. Craigslist shut down its personal section in response to the Senate passing the controversial bill H.R.1865, or FOSTA. Fortunately, though, Craigslist simply relocated the section under its Community header. And thank god.

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Here are a few of our personal favorite personals -- although for best results, we recommend combing through the archives yourself. It's part of the fun!

1. To the girl who attempted a B&E this morning

A man catches feelings for the girl who tried to forcibly enter his home.

Notable excerpt: "Still, I feel we made a good connection, separated only by inches, the door, and the two locks you were trying to pick. I gave you 15 minutes to make your getaway. Your welcome BTW."

2. Condoms & Bread

A young man leaves a 36-pack of condoms at the farmer's market. A woman endorses Maybelline Great Lash mascara.

Notable excerpt: "I just feel like if I ever spent 40 bucks on condoms (NEVR) and 6 bucks on a loaf of bread (always) and then LOST them while buying a 7 dollar juice, I'd be so mad."

3. Did you lose a ham?

Someone finds a lost ham.

Notable excerpt: "It's a bone-in ham, not sure it's obvious from the photo, and it's been eaten on some, but there's definitely some serious meat left on it. Looks like it was pretty tasty in its day."

4. License Plate BJN7523

A terrible crime backfires.

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Notable excerpt: "Ha ha! You are clever! You regifted your unwanted parking ticket to a neighboring vehicle! Unfortunately, you disregarded two important points. First, I do not drive a silver Buick; second, I do not plan to pay the city $30 on your behalf."

5. You farted near the produce

Tale as old as time: a man insults a woman, then asks her out.

Notable excerpt: "You are beautiful and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up for a drink sometime."

6. To the guy I gave a skull to

You know when you accidentally return a human skull to the wrong person?

Notable excerpt: "But as I backed off the train as the doors closed I saw that it wasn't a cane you had but an umbrella. And luggage. And you clearly weren't the person who dropped the skull. "

7. This touching sequence set in 1972

I truly do not care if this is real. I would also like it to be a movie.

Notable excerpt: "We sat at the counter of that five and dime and talked like old friends. We laughed as easily as we lamented, and you confessed over pecan pie that you were engaged to a man you didn't love, a banker from some line of Boston nobility. A Cabot, or maybe a Chaffee. Either way, his parents were hosting a soirée to ring in the New Year, hence the dress."

8. For Wheelie the Wiener Dog

Missed connection? Not really. Warm, funny memory of a dachshund from the past? Hell yeah.

Notable excerpt: "The dog, like many of its breed, had become paralyzed in its hind legs, but was otherwise fine. The guy had rigged up a little doggy wheelchair thing, and Wheelie the weiner dog was often out and about in the neighborhood, happy as could be wheeling around with his little front legs pumping furiously."

9. This nightmarish tale of deceit, infidelity, and going-out tops

A Modern Love classic. Will make you afraid of wearing black!

Notable excerpt: "Despite how I had mocked those who posted on 'missed connections', I needed no persuading to reply. "So this is random," I wrote, "but I think I might be the girl you saw."

10. A genuinely beautiful short story

Time to cry at your desk.

Notable excerpt: "I'll talk to her before daybreak; I'll talk to her before Tuesday. The longer I waited, the harder it got. What could I possibly say to you now, now that we've passed this same station for the hundredth time? Maybe if I could go back to the first time the Q switched over to the local R line for the weekend, I could have said, "Well, this is inconvenient," but I couldn't very well say it now, could I?"

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The best (and weirdest) of Craigslist's missed connections (2024)

FAQs

How does missed connections work? ›

A missed connection is a type of personal advertisement which arises after two people meet but are too shy or otherwise unable to exchange contact details. The "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist gets thousands of ads of this type every month in New York City, San Francisco, and Seattle.

What is a missed connection in a relationship? ›

A missed connection encounter refers to a situation where two people have the potential to form a significant bond but fail to do so, often due to timing, circumstances, or misunderstandings. It's a moment of connection that remains unexplored.

What does miss connected mean? ›

Without the context, "missed connection" may be interpreted in two ways: 1. a connection you wanted to make which failed to work out - like a telephone call. In this case "missed" means a "failure", and "connection" a communication channel. 2. an old relationship that no longer exists which you wish you still had.

What is the app that finds missed connections? ›

Goneby is here to revive your missed connections, so that you can follow that genuine "gut feeling." After all, scrolling through profiles has nothing on the real thing.

Why do people post on missed connections? ›

I find, though, that the most interesting of these are the posts tagged “missed connections.” Confused and lovelorn users from all over the country call out into the void of the internet, hoping to find individuals with whom they've had close encounters but lacked the courage to speak to.

Can a relationship last without connection? ›

While a relationship can survive without intimacy, it can become a struggle for both of you. Over time, you may feel unhappy and insecure.

How do you handle a missed connection? ›

Most travelers head to the airline's customer service desk once they miss a connection. If there are widespread problems and lots of passengers have been delayed, these lines can be substantial. While you're waiting, be proactive and check your airline's app to see if you can rebook yourself.

Why do I feel unconnected to my partner? ›

Sometimes it stems from not spending enough quality time together. Other times it stems from not speaking each other's love languages. Whatever it is, make it a priority to figure it out and address it immediately. If you're the one feeling disconnected, confront your partner gently.

Who is responsible for missed connection? ›

If you missed your connection due to the fault of the airline, the airline should rebook you on the next available flight to your destination. If the missed connection means that the flight is no longer serving the purpose of your original travel plan, you may also want to make use of your rights of reimbursement.

What happens if I miss my connections? ›

If the next available flight isn't until the following day, most airlines will provide you with hotel and meal vouchers. This is especially true if the missed connection was a result of airline error (also called a “controllable flight delay.”) Some ultra-low-cost-carriers are more stringent with compensation.

How do you know if you've connected with someone? ›

Examples of human connection are things such as the below: having a personal conversation about what is important to you with someone and feeling listened to and understood. taking the time to listen to someone else and feeling real empathy for them. helping someone else out of unconditional goodwill.

How to find someone you had a missed connection with? ›

Craigslist has a section under its "Personals" section called "Missed Connections" designed for people to find others. Here, you can place an ad looking for the person you met. Also, you can search and see if that person if looking for you. Use websites dedicated to finding someone.

What happens if I miss my connection because of a delay? ›

If the airline is at fault for the delay (due to circumstances like maintenance, crew problems, refueling, cabin cleaning, and baggage holdups), you'll be rebooked on another flight on the same airline at no additional cost.

What is a missed connection on a flight? ›

What is a missed connection? A missed connection is the same as a missed transfer: if your flight arrives at an airport with a delay, there is a chance you will miss your transfer to the connecting flight. An unpleasant situation, since this can lead to a long delay.

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